Friday, December 18, 2009

The Runaways - UBER COOL REVIEW of EDGEPLAY



So this is a review of "EDGEPLAY" a film about the life and times of the Runaways.  If you are a fan, it's an interesting watch.  I would say watch it before the RUNAWAYS if you want a little before had knowledge or watch after if you wanna see how it compares to the real grittiness of the life and times of the band.

Review Article by Vague Magazine Below(source)

EDGEPLAY: A FILM ABOUT THE RUNAWAYS

I WANTED TO SEE THIS MOVIE, BUT I DIDN’T EXPECT TO LIKE IT AS MUCH AS I DID. WHAT CAN I SAY, I LOVE A TRAIN WRECK. THE FILM WAS DONE BY VICKI-TISHLER-BLUE. THAT’S THE NAME ON THE FILM BUT WHEN INTERVIEWED SHE IS JUST VICKI BLUE. IT’S FOOTAGE OF THE RUNAWAYS IN STUDIO AND ON STAGE, WITH INTERVIEWS FROM THE GIRLS NOW .


THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE AND CAN FEEL THROUGHOUT THE MOVIE IS THE COMPLETE ABSENCE OF JOAN JETT. HER NAME IS NOWHERE ON THIS FILM, NOT EVEN A MUSIC CREDIT. THERE’S FOOTAGE OF HER BUT LITTLE TALK FROM HER BANDMATES ABOUT HER.

KARI KROME IS REALLY THE NEUTRAL OBSERVER. SHE WAS IN THEN BOWED OUT BUT SHE WAS AROUND FOR MOST OF IT. SHE SPEAKS MORE FROM FACT THAN FROM SCANDLE, SHE REALLY DIDN’T GO FOR THE SHOCK VALUE AS CHERIE DID.

LITA FORD SAT BEACH FRONT, LOOKED LIKE HER HOUSE SHE SEEMED TO BE DRINKING SOME SORT OF ALCOHOL THROUGHOUT HER INTERVIEW, THE LONGER THEY TALKED TO HER THE MORE SHE LOOSENED UP AND HELD NOTHING BACK. SANDY WEST HOWEVER DID HER INTERVIEW IN AND ABANDONED BUILDING WAS SHOWN PACING AROUND BETWEEN TAKES SMOKING NERVOUSLY, BUT WAS TOTALLY RELAXED TALKING ABOUT HER CAREER IN THE RUNAWAYS. JACKIE FOX WAS INTERVIEWED AND HER FOOTAGE WAS IN BLACK AND WHITE. IT WAS A GOOD CONTRAST TO THE OTHER INTERVIEWS, IT MADE HER STAND OUT A LITTLE MORE AND SHE SEEMED TO BE VERY COGNITIVE OF THOSE DAYS UNLIKE A FEW TIMES THE GIRLS WOULD JUST SAY I DON’T REMEMBER, I’M TOTALLY BLANKING OUT. AND OF COURSE CHERIE CURRY TOTALLY “ON SET” WITH COSTUME CHANGES LOOKING LIKE THE DRAMA QUEEN SHE IS. CHERIE WENT FOR ALL THE SHOCKING STORIES CLAIMING TO HAVE SLEPT WITH JOAN WHO WAS “REALLY REALLY GOOD” AND SANDY WHO WASN’T HALF BAD AND THE RUNAWAYS ROAD MANAGER.

KIM FOWLEY, EVER PRESENT, EVER ANNOYING. SO PROUD OF HIS EXPLOITATION SKILLS SITS AND TALKS LIKE A GOD EXPLAINING WHAT IT IS TO BE ALIVE. LISTENING TO HIM GO ON AND ON ABOUT HIMSELF AND WHAT HE’S DONE JUST BRINGS PICTURES OF PHIL SPECTOR GREETING YOU AT THE GATES OF HELL.

I MISSED RODNEY BINGENHEIMER, I THOUGHT FOR SURE HE’D BE INTERVIEWED. THE GIRLS TALK ABOUT HOW THEY MET BINGENHEIMER AND HOW HE TOOK THEM TO KIM FOWLEY TO HOOK THEM UP IN THE RUNAWAYS.

SO YOU HAVE JOAN JETT HOOKING UP WITH SANDY WEST AND THAT CLICKING. KARI KROME HAD BEEN PLAYING BASS BUT BOWED OUT TO BE A SONG WRITER. THEY TRIED OUT JACKIE ON BASS BUT THEY DIDN’T LIKE EACH OTHER SO SHE WAS OUT. THEN LITA AUDITIONS ON BASS. BUT DURING A BREAK LITA BRINGS OUT HER GUITAR AND SANDY AND LITA JAM TO HIGHWAY STAR AND HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH IT, LITA IS BROUGHT IN TO PLAY LEAD GUITAR AND JOAN WOULD PLAY RHYTHM GUITAR AND SANDY WEST ON DRUMS. -OK MAYBE JACKIE FOX WASN’T SO BAD. MAYBE THEY SHOULD TRY HER OUT AGAIN. THEY CALLED JACKIE FOX AGAIN TO AUDITION. THIS TIME SHE WAS IN THE BAND. CHERIE CURRIE WAS PICKED OFF A BARSTOOL AT THE “SUGAR SHACK” (A TEEN CLUB IN THE VALLEY) BY KIM FOWLEY. SHE WAS DRINKING A COKE AND HE SAID “DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?” WHICH WAS THE EQUIVALENT OF “WHAT’S YOUR SIGN” IN THOSE DAYS AND SHE WENT FOR IT THAT WAS THE LINE UP THEY WORKED WITH.

EVEN THOUGH AT ONE POINT LITA SAID “WE WENT THROUGH BASS PLAYERS LIKE TOILET PAPER ROLLS” BUT THEY DON’T MENTION

MICKEY STEELE OR KIM SHATTUCK BOTH SAID TO HAVE BEEN IN THE RUNAWAYS.

SOME OF THE MEMORIES ARE SLANTED WHEN RE-TOLD BY ANOTHER BAND MEMBER. LITA AND CHERIE’S STORIES ARE ALWAYS 180 DEGREES FROM WHAT THE OTHER SAYS. LITA SEEMS MORE CREDIBLE. LITA TALKS ABOUT CHASING THE DREAM KIM FOWLEY PLANTED IN HER HEAD. SHE SAYS “THE BIG STUFF, YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY TO MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TRAVEL THE WORLD MAKE A LOT OF MONEY” SHE PACKED UP HER GEAR AND WENT TO HOLLYWOOD. SHE SAID SHE SAW IT IN HER HEAD THE WHOLE ROCKSTAR PACKAGE ‘PLAYING ARENAS, TOURING, IN MY HEAD I WAS ALREADY THERE MAN”

THE TOURING WAS HARD. THE BAND CRAMMED INTO A STATION WAGON LIVING ON QUARTER POUNDERS AND GETTING ON EACH OTHERS NERVES. CHERIE SEEMED TO ALWAYS BE THE CENTER OF TENSION. THE GIRLS SAY FOWLEY REALLY TREATED HER LIKE HIS DOG. THEY CLAIM HE WASN’T AS BAD TO ME AS CHERIE. BUT SHE SEEMED TO PISS SOMEBODY OFF AT ALL TIMES. SHE REFEREED TO HERSELF AS THE RUNAWAYS VISUAL ICON. AT ONE POINT DID HER OWN PRIVATE PHOTO SHOOT, WHERE THE PICTURES WERE WHAT SHE CALLED “RISQUE” THE PHOTOS ENDED UP IN A MAGAZINE WITH A STORY ABOUT THE RUNAWAYS. JACKIE FOX SAYS “WE DIDN’T TALK TO HER FOR LIKE FIVE DAYS..”

JACKIE SEEMED TO BE THE FIRST ONE MOST AFFECTED BY ROAD LIFE. LITA LAUGHS AND SAYS “JACKIE TRIED TO KILL HERSELF CAUSE SHE COULDN’T SEE HER OWN GYNECOLOGIST”. FOX SAID IT WAS BECAUSE HER BASS WAS BROKEN (ON PURPOSE?) AND NO ONE WOULD TELL HER WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO IT. THEY SAID SHE TOOK A SHEAR OF GLASS TO HER ARM.

THEN DECIDED TO LEAVE THE BAND.

A LOT OF CLAIMS OF DRUG USE AND PEOPLE BEING “OUT OF IT” CHERIES CONSTANT DRAMA AN AFFAIR WITH THE ROAD MANAGER THAT LEAD TO HER HAVING AN ABORTION. SHE HAD NO TROUBLE JUST CHATTING AWAY ABOUT IT. WHEN THE RUNAWAYS RETURNED FROM JAPAN THEY WERE IN NEED OF A BASS PLAYER. ENTER VICKI BLUE. SHE AUDITIONED AND WAS WELCOMED INTO THE BAND. IT WAS HER FIRST BAND AND LITA DESCRIBED HER AS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR AND TOOK HER UNDER HER WING.

CHERIE’S DEMISE COMES AND GOES WITHOUT MISSING A BEAT. CHERIE CLAIMS LITA WAS TWO HOURS LATE TO A PHOTO SHOOT, LITA CLAIMS IT WAS CHERIE WHO WAS LATE. LITA FLIPS OUT GOES AFTER CHERIE AND PUSHES HER UP AGAINST THE WALL AND TELLS HER TO PICK “FAMILY OR THE BAND” CHERIE CHOSE TO LEAVE AND THEY SIMPLY PUSHED JOAN UP FRONT TO CARRY THE VOCALS. THE GIRLS REVEALED THEY HATED THE WHOLE CORSET AND FISHNET THING SHE WAS DOING AND CALLED HER JAILBAIT.

THE MOVIE TALKS WITH SANDY WEST’S MOM AND CHERIE’S. BOTH STEWING OVER WHAT KIM FOWLEY DID TO THEIR DAUGHTERS. A FUNNY NOTE CHERIE MAKES A SORT OF PLEA FOR SOMEONE TO SHOOT KIM FOWLEY, SHE SAYS “HE SHOULD BE SHOT, MAYBE SOMEONE WILL”

ABOUT HALF WAY THROUGH THE MOVIE THE FOCUS GETS TIGHTER ON SANDY WEST, VICKI BLUE AND KARI KROME, THEY SEEM TO THINK A REUNION WOULD BE A GOOD THING. SANDY’S TELLING STORIES ABOUT THE DEPTHS SHE’S HAD TO SINK TO INCLUDING BEING A KNUCKLE MAN FOR A DRUG DEALER AND WORKING IN CONSTRUCTION. LITA’S INTERVIEW WAS STRAIGHT OUT LIKE SHE HAD NO REGRETS BUT SHE HAD NO INTENTION OF DOING A REUNION TOUR EITHER. SHE LOOKED COMFORTABLE IN FRONT OF THE OCEAN TELLING TALES. SHE COULD STILL KICK YOUR ASS THOUGH THAT’S FOR SURE.

IT’S SANDY WEST YOUR SORT OF FEEL FOR SHE GETS VERY EMOTIONAL WHEN TALKING A BOUT A REUNION WITH HER BAND MATES INTO THE CAMERA SHE ASKS “IS IT. SO MUCH FOR ME TO ASK TO DO A WORLD TOUR? TO MAKE A RECORD? I DON’T KNOW IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?” PROBABLY. IF THIS IS VICKI BLUES FIRST ATTEMPT AT FILM MAKING SHE MAY HAVE FOUND HERSELF ANOTHER CAREER. THE FILM IS DEDICATED TO SUZI QUATRO WHO APPEARS BRIEFLY AND TELLS A STORY OF JOAN STALKING HER. I WOULD DEFINITELY RECOMMEND IT. IF YOU’RE A RUNAWAYS FAN OR NOT IT’S A CURIOUSITY THAT PULLS YOU IN. IT’S WORTH THE WATCH.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

THE AWFUL TRUTH: Let's Vote For ROB

Vanity Fair magazine has a cover story and article on Robert Pattinson for it's December issue.  While the photos of Rob were delicious to say the least, some more than unflattering things were said about him in the written article.  So, let's show our support for Rob and vote at the Awful's Pattinson Poll, in answer to the question "Do you view R.Pattz differently after reading the Vanity Fair interview?"  that "No! It's just another misinterpreted Rob interview" as usual.  Go here to vote:  http://tinyurl.com/yjrbeft

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Not Another Vampire Movie

Well, we have another one on our hands, yeah, another vampire movie.  This one is called The Vampire's Assistant.  I haven't seen it, so i can't comment as to it's worthiness to watch.  However, I can see from the promotiions that they are going to try to seduce the Twilight fans with resemblance to the twilight franchise and characters.  Just like the CW did with Vampire Diaries.  Maybe they are good programs and may be they were "written" before twilight came about, but do we need more vampires?  Is there room for yet another vampire trilogy?  Don't forget we also have HBO's True Blood, and i can't give that up 'cause I'm kinda into Alexander Skarsgard.  So that's a running total of 4 vampire series or movies that are showing now.  Maybe the movie companies need to come up with some unique shit to throw at us.  The same way Twilight was unique and new to us when we first saw it.  I wanna be a born again movie virgin, give me something new please.  By the way, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEW MOON ON NOVEMBER 20th, SQUEEEEEE!


Friday, October 23, 2009

R U a True Robert Pattinson Fan: DO OR DIE

How long have you been a fan of Robert Pattinson?  Admitedly, I didn't become a fan until the first time I saw Twilight on DVD.  I fell hard and fast and never looked back.  It was weird when i first went on twitter and found a whole new world of Rob lovers just like me.  What a bonding experience.

Well, i've put together a test to see who are real and who are the fakers:

1.  What color are his eyes?
2.  What is his shoe size?
3.  What did his dad do for a living?
4.  What are his sisters names (2) ?
5.  What brand of tennis shoe is his favorite?
6.  Name at least 3 magazines that he has "actually" given interviews to?
7.  Name 3 actresses he has been romantically linked with?

and last but not least,

8.  Stop, look in the mirror and slap yourself, cause you're in too deep . . .

Just kidding! By the way I know the answer to all those so nah!  LOVE YOU!!


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Watched New Moon Break-up Scene . . . SAD :(

Thank you tweet friends!  I watched it, what, with all your tweeting about it and all, and me being a curious cat, it's a done deal now.  The New Moon breakup scene.  I like to call it the end of the first half of the movie.  Yes it was sad, i'll give you that, but what was surprising was my reaction.  I have to admit i'm fully as vested in Bella and Edward's relationship as if it were my own.  I hate to admit that because as a twi-hard i've already been called crazy and other such awesome words.  It is also possible that we've already seen all the scenes with Edward, or just about, which saddens me even more.

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart also get to show off their acting chops with the break-up scene, and i must say they did an awesome job.  So much emotion, Rob even looked like he was going to cry himself at certain points in the scene.  To love as deeply as Bella and Edward, wouldn't that be grand, the modern day Romeo and Juliet for sure.  Wouldn't it be awesome if say, maybe 100 years from now, Bella and Edward are as popular as star-crossed lovers as Roms and Jules? 

If you want to watch the break-up scene i'm sure you can find on any website, but being the nice lady i am, i've including a link below the picture to find if you haven't yet seen it.  By the way, cudos to Chris Weitz for taking on this project and making one hell-of-a show *bow down before the greatness*.


(LINK TO BREAKUP SCENE VIA @ThePattzCode SPOILER ALERT! http://bit.ly/eU52)

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

The Vampire Hot List (my opinion)


TWO OF THE HOTTEST FUCKING VAMPIRES OF ALL TIME give new meaning to exuding sex appeal. They are tall, perfect features, wanted by all costars and seem to over shadow those they are acting with (including the women). Disagree; I don't really care, because this is my blog. Yay!! Leave a comment below if you think I’m full of shit, I don't mind really.

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Alexander Skarsgard

P.S. I've included a picture of Mecah Brooks (True Blood) because he's a close 3rd in this race. Enjoy.





Twitter Fail Whale

Did you know that me and the Twitter Fail Whale are now dating? Aye, I know, it was a shock to me too. I didn't realize it until I started seeing it all the time and then it started fucking me over too. So I accepted fate and decided to go steady. It has been suggested by some, not naming any names, Twitter is going for annoyance of its patrons so it can start pricing categories. $20 per month if you don’t want to have problems, which brings me to the definition of extortion via Encarta World English Dictionary: obtaining something by illegal threats: the crime of obtaining something such as money or information from somebody by using force, threats, or other unacceptable methods. Hmmmm, that sounds awfully familiar don’t it? If Twitter is seeking to start a pricing system for its wares, then just do it already and stop trying to pretend like it’s for the good of Twitter please.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

The Twi-Whore

Hey, you, yeah you!  Come here a second.  I wanna show you the best product you will ever come across.  I'm talking from my own experience with it and not just because i wanna make a sale.  Yeah, it's Twi-smut i'm pushing.  It will get you off, it will get you high, it will cure depression and manage your weight.  It does everything for everyone . . .

Yeah, okay, maybe that's a litte overboard, but you should be able to eagarly admit that twip-smut is becoming a little twi-whore pushing it's tits in our disgusted (or not) faces.  I did a search on Yahoo! for Twilight merchandise and got 8,720,000 hits.  Twilight is a big deal, no doubt.  However, at one point does a producer and we as consumer say enough is enough.  I mean if a whore doesn't have a john she's out of a job.  Damn, i'm a john now and so are you.  Let's not give that whore any where else to sell her goods.  Let her jam her tits up her own ass and be done with it.  Say no to the twi-whore. 

The movie and everything that is those angels Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart is perfectly fine, by the way.  I love them, and maybe a little obsessed, but at least i do it from a distance of at least 1000 miles, and i can at least say i have a little sanity, right?


I could actually use one of these right now, heave flow day gah! (Yeah i know too much information, but what the fuck do i care anyway.)

Shitastical Tuesday Lunch

What do you say, having a good day? Did yo hear about Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart on Regis and Kelly?  Did you re-tweet "@ROBsessedBlog Dear @TheEllenShow please have Robert Pattinson on your show again. We love Rob and we love Ellen! :) please retweet"? No, get to it then ho, we don't have all day.  Don't you want to see this again?

I know I sho as hell do.  Won't it just be excellent fun!!  Only problem is do we expect the fun, outgoing Rob or the sullen, reserved Rob?  With Rob, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get, right!


Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Worse: Paparazzi or Fans

No one can forget when Robert Pattinson was accosted by his "fans" in New York while filming Remember Me. You remember those ladies, and I use that term loosely, who grabbed him. Nearly broke hi neck and choked him. Even going so far as maneuvering around 4-5 big body guards. They must have made a pact with the Devil or something for that.

Conversely, we also all remember when Robert Pattinson was walking into the airport earlier this year and there were, oh maybe, 30-40 paps that got papped while papping him (tongue-twister, i know)? Examine the below picture and think, which is worse. At least the paps did not touch him in any way, right?




Should mega-stars just be accepting of this kind of harassment? Do they give up their rights when they accept the million dollar contracts? The verdict is still out on whether we will continue to support paparazzi, but what can be done about the rabid fans. They are the scary ones. They are the ones to watch.