Twitter Fail Whale

Did you know that me and the Twitter Fail Whale are now dating? Aye, I know, it was a shock to me too. I didn't realize it until I started seeing it all the time and then it started fucking me over too. So I accepted fate and decided to go steady. It has been suggested by some, not naming any names, Twitter is going for annoyance of its patrons so it can start pricing categories. $20 per month if you don’t want to have problems, which brings me to the definition of extortion via Encarta World English Dictionary: obtaining something by illegal threats: the crime of obtaining something such as money or information from somebody by using force, threats, or other unacceptable methods. Hmmmm, that sounds awfully familiar don’t it? If Twitter is seeking to start a pricing system for its wares, then just do it already and stop trying to pretend like it’s for the good of Twitter please.