Not Another Vampire Movie

Well, we have another one on our hands, yeah, another vampire movie.  This one is called The Vampire's Assistant.  I haven't seen it, so i can't comment as to it's worthiness to watch.  However, I can see from the promotiions that they are going to try to seduce the Twilight fans with resemblance to the twilight franchise and characters.  Just like the CW did with Vampire Diaries.  Maybe they are good programs and may be they were "written" before twilight came about, but do we need more vampires?  Is there room for yet another vampire trilogy?  Don't forget we also have HBO's True Blood, and i can't give that up 'cause I'm kinda into Alexander Skarsgard.  So that's a running total of 4 vampire series or movies that are showing now.  Maybe the movie companies need to come up with some unique shit to throw at us.  The same way Twilight was unique and new to us when we first saw it.  I wanna be a born again movie virgin, give me something new please.  By the way, I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEW MOON ON NOVEMBER 20th, SQUEEEEEE!

R U a True Robert Pattinson Fan: DO OR DIE

How long have you been a fan of Robert Pattinson?  Admitedly, I didn't become a fan until the first time I saw Twilight on DVD.  I fell hard and fast and never looked back.  It was weird when i first went on twitter and found a whole new world of Rob lovers just like me.  What a bonding experience.

Well, i've put together a test to see who are real and who are the fakers:

1.  What color are his eyes?
2.  What is his shoe size?
3.  What did his dad do for a living?
4.  What are his sisters names (2) ?
5.  What brand of tennis shoe is his favorite?
6.  Name at least 3 magazines that he has "actually" given interviews to?
7.  Name 3 actresses he has been romantically linked with?

and last but not least,

8.  Stop, look in the mirror and slap yourself, cause you're in too deep . . .

Just kidding! By the way I know the answer to all those so nah!  LOVE YOU!!

Watched New Moon Break-up Scene . . . SAD :(

Thank you tweet friends!  I watched it, what, with all your tweeting about it and all, and me being a curious cat, it's a done deal now.  The New Moon breakup scene.  I like to call it the end of the first half of the movie.  Yes it was sad, i'll give you that, but what was surprising was my reaction.  I have to admit i'm fully as vested in Bella and Edward's relationship as if it were my own.  I hate to admit that because as a twi-hard i've already been called crazy and other such awesome words.  It is also possible that we've already seen all the scenes with Edward, or just about, which saddens me even more.

Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart also get to show off their acting chops with the break-up scene, and i must say they did an awesome job.  So much emotion, Rob even looked like he was going to cry himself at certain points in the scene.  To love as deeply as Bella and Edward, wouldn't that be grand, the modern day Romeo and Juliet for sure.  Wouldn't it be awesome if say, maybe 100 years from now, Bella and Edward are as popular as star-crossed lovers as Roms and Jules? 

If you want to watch the break-up scene i'm sure you can find on any website, but being the nice lady i am, i've including a link below the picture to find if you haven't yet seen it.  By the way, cudos to Chris Weitz for taking on this project and making one hell-of-a show *bow down before the greatness*.

(LINK TO BREAKUP SCENE VIA @ThePattzCode SPOILER ALERT! http://bit.ly/eU52)

The Vampire Hot List (my opinion)

TWO OF THE HOTTEST FUCKING VAMPIRES OF ALL TIME give new meaning to exuding sex appeal. They are tall, perfect features, wanted by all costars and seem to over shadow those they are acting with (including the women). Disagree; I don't really care, because this is my blog. Yay!! Leave a comment below if you think I’m full of shit, I don't mind really.

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Alexander Skarsgard

P.S. I've included a picture of Mecah Brooks (True Blood) because he's a close 3rd in this race. Enjoy.

Twitter Fail Whale

Did you know that me and the Twitter Fail Whale are now dating? Aye, I know, it was a shock to me too. I didn't realize it until I started seeing it all the time and then it started fucking me over too. So I accepted fate and decided to go steady. It has been suggested by some, not naming any names, Twitter is going for annoyance of its patrons so it can start pricing categories. $20 per month if you don’t want to have problems, which brings me to the definition of extortion via Encarta World English Dictionary: obtaining something by illegal threats: the crime of obtaining something such as money or information from somebody by using force, threats, or other unacceptable methods. Hmmmm, that sounds awfully familiar don’t it? If Twitter is seeking to start a pricing system for its wares, then just do it already and stop trying to pretend like it’s for the good of Twitter please.

The Twi-Whore

Hey, you, yeah you!  Come here a second.  I wanna show you the best product you will ever come across.  I'm talking from my own experience with it and not just because i wanna make a sale.  Yeah, it's Twi-smut i'm pushing.  It will get you off, it will get you high, it will cure depression and manage your weight.  It does everything for everyone . . .

Yeah, okay, maybe that's a litte overboard, but you should be able to eagarly admit that twip-smut is becoming a little twi-whore pushing it's tits in our disgusted (or not) faces.  I did a search on Yahoo! for Twilight merchandise and got 8,720,000 hits.  Twilight is a big deal, no doubt.  However, at one point does a producer and we as consumer say enough is enough.  I mean if a whore doesn't have a john she's out of a job.  Damn, i'm a john now and so are you.  Let's not give that whore any where else to sell her goods.  Let her jam her tits up her own ass and be done with it.  Say no to the twi-whore. 

The movie and everything that is those angels Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart is perfectly fine, by the way.  I love them, and maybe a little obsessed, but at least i do it from a distance of at least 1000 miles, and i can at least say i have a little sanity, right?

I could actually use one of these right now, heave flow day gah! (Yeah i know too much information, but what the fuck do i care anyway.)

Shitastical Tuesday Lunch

What do you say, having a good day? Did yo hear about Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart on Regis and Kelly?  Did you re-tweet "@ROBsessedBlog Dear @TheEllenShow please have Robert Pattinson on your show again. We love Rob and we love Ellen! :) please retweet"? No, get to it then ho, we don't have all day.  Don't you want to see this again?

I know I sho as hell do.  Won't it just be excellent fun!!  Only problem is do we expect the fun, outgoing Rob or the sullen, reserved Rob?  With Rob, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are going to get, right!