(1) People who constantly say “twitter is boring”. Well darling, as the saying goes “if you’re bored then you’re boring” you may want to check that.
(2) Hypocrites. I don’t mean people who change their mind about here and there about how they feel about a particular topic. I do that all the time myself. I mean the chicks who will beat a person down to a pulp in one tweet only to turn around in another tweet and do the same themselves.
(3) Spammers posing as twitterers. People who ask to follow you and seem wholly legit, but turn out to be people who tweet about white teeth or improving your finances. To the left asshole.
(4) People whose entire goal on twitter is to get more followers. Twitter is only a popularity contest for some people, and I guess these people are either in high school or never left it.
(5) People who hide behind locked and secret accounts to hate. You are a coward. A COWARD. And we all feel sorry for you. I’ll write to Wizard of Oz to get you a mutherfucking backbone.
(6) Ten year olds who tweet and make Bieber a trending topic. While they may not all be ten years old, their brain is and that’s all that matters. BTW, my 9 year old has forsaken me and is making me take her to see him for her birthday. The7777s meet bullet to the head. Get acquainted.
(7) People who post the same tweet over and over for effect, for example, I will post a sample tweet from @asshole:
@asshole: JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO AMERICA
@asshole: JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO AMERICA
@asshole: JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO AMERICA
@asshole: JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO AMERICA
Yes, can you imagine seeing this shit in your timeline over and over? Me either.
Chances are you are somewhere in this list. If so, don’t fret my friend, I will not unfollow you I will just do my other pet peeve, rant about it and move on.
The End.
