My Criteria for Unfollowing on Twitter:
1. Never reply to my attempts to communicate with you. “Me Annie” taps my chest. “who you” Taps your chest
2. We have nothing what-so -fucking-ever in common.
3. Repeated tweets of the same dumb fucking thing.
4. And umm, you unfollow me first . . . it’s a matter of pride for this one.
Wah, wah, wahhhhhhhhhh. The end.
*Disclaimer: If you are really popular or hot, I may not unfollow you based these criteria. To be determined as I see fit in these cases. I am somewhat shallow. Sorry.