The Twi-Whore

Hey, you, yeah you!  Come here a second.  I wanna show you the best product you will ever come across.  I'm talking from my own experience with it and not just because i wanna make a sale.  Yeah, it's Twi-smut i'm pushing.  It will get you off, it will get you high, it will cure depression and manage your weight.  It does everything for everyone . . .

Yeah, okay, maybe that's a litte overboard, but you should be able to eagarly admit that twip-smut is becoming a little twi-whore pushing it's tits in our disgusted (or not) faces.  I did a search on Yahoo! for Twilight merchandise and got 8,720,000 hits.  Twilight is a big deal, no doubt.  However, at one point does a producer and we as consumer say enough is enough.  I mean if a whore doesn't have a john she's out of a job.  Damn, i'm a john now and so are you.  Let's not give that whore any where else to sell her goods.  Let her jam her tits up her own ass and be done with it.  Say no to the twi-whore. 

The movie and everything that is those angels Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart is perfectly fine, by the way.  I love them, and maybe a little obsessed, but at least i do it from a distance of at least 1000 miles, and i can at least say i have a little sanity, right?

I could actually use one of these right now, heave flow day gah! (Yeah i know too much information, but what the fuck do i care anyway.)